Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
His nipple licking is glorious
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