Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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