In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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