On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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