Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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