Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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