we're blogging at a bar
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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