dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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