i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
