Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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