Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You pole danced in your parka.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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