It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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