"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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