You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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