hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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