you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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