ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm both gender and math confused
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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