you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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