Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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