did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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