yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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