I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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