I'm going to jail i love you
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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