Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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