i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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