there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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