i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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