even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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