Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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