I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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