why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
