You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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