She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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