it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You're earring is so big in my mouth
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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