Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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