No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
someone get that fucking seahorse.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It's shark week go big or go home
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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