We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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