sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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