Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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