there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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