i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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