Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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