Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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