dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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