Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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