ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
it's like iHOP with fire
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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