omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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