i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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