I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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