sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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