Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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