Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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