She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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